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Basil Shortbread

Load Master, Sleigh Loading & Ballast

Portrait of Basil Shortbread

PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0999

Department: Sleigh Loading & Ballast

Clearance level: Sleigh

Years of service: 133

Personal details (leaked)
Home addressThe North Pole. Hangar Row, Bunk H-1 (he can see the sleigh from his pillow).
Height3 ft 0 in, balanced
Shoe sizeGrippy boots, size 8 (Hangar 1 floors are icy)
Usual cocoa orderCocoa measured to the gram, for balance
Secret talentCan balance the whole sleigh to the gumdrop
HobbyWeighing things that do not need weighing
Known weaknessOne sock heavier than the other
Special moveThe Perfect Pack: nothing rattles
Exact weight of the sleigh(redacted)

Official stats

Speed (Toys per shift, adjusted for cocoa breaks)
74 out of 100
Sparkle (Measured under Form 27-B (Sparkle Variance))
36 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance (Mugs before a nap is required)
57 out of 100
Patience (Tested with a very slow printer)
90 out of 100
Cheer (Whistles, hums and unprompted waves)
66 out of 100

Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)

Rejected 3 sleigh loading plans for being 1 gumdrop too heavy on the left. Was right every time.

"Balanced to the gumdrop."

This file was exposed in the FROSTBYTE paperwork leak. Please do not try to contact this elf: they are very busy, and it is nearly December.