ELF-1224 · Clearance: Cocoa
Pip Tinsdale
"The Big Man is going to love it. Oops."
- Speed
- 64 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 98 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 41 out of 100
- Patience
- 22 out of 100
- Cheer
- 100 out of 100
Elf Personnel Files
Exposed in the FROSTBYTE paperwork leak: the personnel file of every elf on the main floor. Heights, shoe sizes, cocoa orders, secret talents and official stats.
Office of Compliance: these files are CONFIDENTIAL. We tried to redact the home addresses, then noticed they all say "The North Pole", so we left them. We also blacked out one detail in every file, before lunch, as a precaution. (redacted)
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ELF-0027 · Clearance: Triplicate
Bartholomew Ledgerly
"Per Form 27-B, I must say this is all highly irregular. And rather lovely."
- Speed
- 58 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 31 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 27 out of 100
- Patience
- 99 out of 100
- Cheer
- 47 out of 100
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ELF-0103 · Clearance: Ribbon
Marigold Featherstitch
"Fluff is a feeling."
- Speed
- 71 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 66 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 83 out of 100
- Patience
- 92 out of 100
- Cheer
- 88 out of 100
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ELF-0088 · Clearance: Ribbon
Alder Knotworth
"Again, but gentler."
- Speed
- 55 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 40 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 70 out of 100
- Patience
- 97 out of 100
- Cheer
- 76 out of 100
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ELF-0151 · Clearance: Glitter
Juniper Glimmerhoof
"Glow responsibly."
- Speed
- 62 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 100 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 54 out of 100
- Patience
- 81 out of 100
- Cheer
- 90 out of 100
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ELF-0310 · Clearance: Glitter
Volta Brightwire
"If it hums, it's happy."
- Speed
- 84 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 79 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 38 out of 100
- Patience
- 63 out of 100
- Cheer
- 72 out of 100
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ELF-0066 · Clearance: Ribbon
Quill Pagewhistle
"Every book deserves a good spine."
- Speed
- 33 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 52 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 61 out of 100
- Patience
- 100 out of 100
- Cheer
- 69 out of 100
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ELF-0207 · Clearance: Cocoa
Bramble Highkick
"Insufficient boing."
- Speed
- 96 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 44 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 75 out of 100
- Patience
- 35 out of 100
- Cheer
- 94 out of 100
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ELF-0712 · Clearance: Glitter
Sorrel Sparkwell
"Contain the sparkle."
- Speed
- 77 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 95 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 59 out of 100
- Patience
- 74 out of 100
- Cheer
- 61 out of 100
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ELF-0404 · Clearance: Ribbon
Tansy Crossword
"The answer is always in the question."
- Speed
- 68 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 70 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 47 out of 100
- Patience
- 88 out of 100
- Cheer
- 73 out of 100
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ELF-0533 · Clearance: Ribbon
Mortimer Snapfit
"Measure twice, click once."
- Speed
- 81 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 48 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 66 out of 100
- Patience
- 70 out of 100
- Cheer
- 82 out of 100
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ELF-0245 · Clearance: Ribbon
Petunia Hemline
"Small things matter most."
- Speed
- 60 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 85 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 50 out of 100
- Patience
- 95 out of 100
- Cheer
- 80 out of 100
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ELF-1031 · Clearance: Cocoa
Fennel Puffington
"One more hug, for science."
- Speed
- 39 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 58 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 90 out of 100
- Patience
- 87 out of 100
- Cheer
- 99 out of 100
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ELF-0880 · Clearance: Cocoa
Clementine Grainwhistle
"Smooth enough is not smooth enough."
- Speed
- 47 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 50 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 64 out of 100
- Patience
- 93 out of 100
- Cheer
- 85 out of 100
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ELF-0999 · Clearance: Sleigh
Basil Shortbread
"Balanced to the gumdrop."
- Speed
- 74 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 36 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 57 out of 100
- Patience
- 90 out of 100
- Cheer
- 66 out of 100
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ELF-0418 · Clearance: Ribbon
Ottoline Bowsworth
"A bow is a promise."
- Speed
- 89 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 78 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 45 out of 100
- Patience
- 72 out of 100
- Cheer
- 77 out of 100
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ELF-0002 · Clearance: Sleigh
Higgins Checktwice
"Checked twice. Then once more, for luck."
- Speed
- 42 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 46 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 52 out of 100
- Patience
- 98 out of 100
- Cheer
- 60 out of 100
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ELF-2100 · Clearance: Cocoa
Nutmeg Lanterly
"Quiet hands, bright lanterns."
- Speed
- 70 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 82 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 95 out of 100
- Patience
- 84 out of 100
- Cheer
- 63 out of 100
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ELF-0500 · Clearance: Triplicate
Rosalind Stampwell
"Every letter is a good letter."
- Speed
- 99 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 74 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 68 out of 100
- Patience
- 86 out of 100
- Cheer
- 97 out of 100
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ELF-0040 · Clearance: Cocoa
Barnaby Boingsworth
"Thirty-nine. Forty. Certified!"
- Speed
- 93 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 55 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 49 out of 100
- Patience
- 28 out of 100
- Cheer
- 96 out of 100
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ELF-0311 · Clearance: Glitter
Wren Solderby
"Every toy has a song. Some just need tuning."
- Speed
- 61 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 91 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 56 out of 100
- Patience
- 66 out of 100
- Cheer
- 89 out of 100
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ELF-0067 · Clearance: Ribbon
Hazel Margin
"Every word in its proper place, please."
- Speed
- 52 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 43 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 60 out of 100
- Patience
- 96 out of 100
- Cheer
- 58 out of 100
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ELF-0713 · Clearance: Glitter
Ferris Gluepot
"It's fine. It's festive."
- Speed
- 65 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 97 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 62 out of 100
- Patience
- 80 out of 100
- Cheer
- 91 out of 100
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ELF-0405 · Clearance: Ribbon
Tobias Riddleton
"What has hands but cannot clap? Me, when I am holding cocoa."
- Speed
- 57 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 64 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 71 out of 100
- Patience
- 79 out of 100
- Cheer
- 75 out of 100