| Home address | The North Pole. Inspection Lane, Bunk 2 (checked twice, then once more for luck). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 10 in (checked twice) |
| Shoe size | Pointy 6 (checked twice) |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa, tasted twice, then once more for luck |
| Secret talent | Has never missed a wobbly wheel |
| Hobby | Checking things. Then checking them again. |
| Known weakness | Being told something has "already been checked" |
| Special move | The Third Look |
| Who Elf ID 0001 is | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 42 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 46 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 52 out of 100
- Patience
- 98 out of 100
- Cheer
- 60 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Elf ID 0002. Insists on re-checking that Elf ID 0001 still exists. It does.
"Checked twice. Then once more, for luck."