PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0500
Department: The Intake Desk
Clearance level: Triplicate
Years of service: 188
| Home address | The North Pole. Postbox Parade, Bunk P-1 (wall-to-wall letters, all answered with joy). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 11 in, ink-stained to the elbow |
| Shoe size | Pointy 5, with a stamp on each sole (it says RECEIVED) |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa drunk one-handed, so the other hand can keep stamping |
| Secret talent | Has stamped 1,904,331 letters RECEIVED WITH JOY, every one on purpose |
| Hobby | Reading drawings, which she says are the best part of any letter |
| Known weakness | Letters with no picture (she adds a small star) |
| Special move | The Joyful Stamp |
| Stamps per minute (record) | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 99 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 74 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 68 out of 100
- Patience
- 86 out of 100
- Cheer
- 97 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Reports that the Intake Desk keeps only one list. It is called Letters.
"Every letter is a good letter."