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Tobias Riddleton

Riddle Proofreader, The Riddle Cellar

Portrait of Tobias Riddleton

PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0405

Department: The Riddle Cellar, Puzzles & Riddles

Clearance level: Ribbon

Years of service: 133

Personal details (leaked)
Home addressThe North Pole. Riddle Cellar, Bunk 2 (the door has no handle; you solve it to get in).
HeightWhat is 2 ft 10 in and wears a hat? (Tobias.)
Shoe sizePointy 6, laced in a pattern that is also a riddle
Usual cocoa orderWhat is brown, warm and marshmallowy? (His cocoa.)
Secret talentCan answer a riddle before it is finished
HobbyAsking riddles at Cocoa Break, whether or not anyone asked
Known weaknessRiddles with two answers
Special moveThe Answer Behind the Answer
The riddle nobody has solved(redacted)

Official stats

Speed (Toys per shift, adjusted for cocoa breaks)
57 out of 100
Sparkle (Measured under Form 27-B (Sparkle Variance))
64 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance (Mugs before a nap is required)
71 out of 100
Patience (Tested with a very slow printer)
79 out of 100
Cheer (Whistles, hums and unprompted waves)
75 out of 100

Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)

Asked a riddle during his own interview. Was hired before anyone solved it.

"What has hands but cannot clap? Me, when I am holding cocoa."

This file was exposed in the FROSTBYTE paperwork leak. Please do not try to contact this elf: they are very busy, and it is nearly December.