PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0066
Department: The Spine Society, Books & Bindery
Clearance level: Ribbon
Years of service: 405
| Home address | The North Pole. Library Loft, Bunk L-14 (between Fairy Tales and Fish). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 8 in, or 3 ft standing on a dictionary |
| Shoe size | Slippers, size 6, worn for quiet |
| Usual cocoa order | Very weak cocoa, because it is mostly forgotten while reading |
| Secret talent | Reads every book to its printing press before it is printed |
| Hobby | Reading aloud to anyone who stands still for long enough |
| Known weakness | Bookmarks left upside down |
| Special move | The Read-Aloud: makes any page sound like an adventure |
| Overdue library books (number) | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 33 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 52 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 61 out of 100
- Patience
- 100 out of 100
- Cheer
- 69 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Oldest elf in the building. Has read "The Very Long Nap" aloud 1,094 times. Still yawns at the end.
"Every book deserves a good spine."