Display

Volta Brightwire

Chief Engineer, Electronics & Blinky Things

Portrait of Volta Brightwire

PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0310

Department: Circuit Choir, Electronics & Blinky Things

Clearance level: Glitter

Years of service: 142

Personal details (leaked)
Home addressThe North Pole. Circuit Close, Bunk 0101 (the light switch plays a tune).
Height2 ft 9 in, plus static
Shoe sizeRubber-soled 4 (non-negotiable around circuits)
Usual cocoa orderCocoa at exactly 61 degrees, checked with a thermometer she built
Secret talentCan hear which circuit is unhappy from across the room
HobbyTeaching the Circuit Choir new harmonies
Known weaknessBatteries that are "nearly" charged
Special moveThe Gentle Reboot: off, on, and a kind word
Wi-Fi password (it is not "cocoa")(redacted)

Official stats

Speed (Toys per shift, adjusted for cocoa breaks)
84 out of 100
Sparkle (Measured under Form 27-B (Sparkle Variance))
79 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance (Mugs before a nap is required)
38 out of 100
Patience (Tested with a very slow printer)
63 out of 100
Cheer (Whistles, hums and unprompted waves)
72 out of 100

Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)

Responsible for the Blinky Room being 14% blinkier than any other room. Approved.

"If it hums, it's happy."

This file was exposed in the FROSTBYTE paperwork leak. Please do not try to contact this elf: they are very busy, and it is nearly December.